I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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