Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I would ride that face into the sunset
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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