i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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