my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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