let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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