She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
operation have a gay friend backfired
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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