Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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