She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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