i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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