Having a random hookup so left but love u
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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