I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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