I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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