so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Randomize
