I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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