I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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