i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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