Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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