dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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