id be glad to
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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