Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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