Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Randomize
