We won't sleep together?
I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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