North Korea, Best Korea!
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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