You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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