Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
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