i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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