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(608): View more from Wisconsin

i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.

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(607): View more from New York

If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.

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(205): View more from Alabama

I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.

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(970): View more from Colorado

Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.

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(480): View more from Arizona

Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.

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(228): View more from Mississippi

Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.

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(540): View more from Virginia

I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?

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(914): View more from New York

Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.

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