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(203): View more from Connecticut

maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans

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(216): View more from Ohio

guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight

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(913): View more from Kansas

I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning

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(256): View more from Alabama

You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.

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(419): View more from Ohio

You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo

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(407): View more from Florida

HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...

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(786): View more from Florida

You’re not his type

(305): View more from Florida

I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type

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