I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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