I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
we're so committed to being not committed
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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