i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
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