Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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