New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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