just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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