I want to stick my p in your. b.
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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