also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I just forgot I was standing up.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
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