I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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