i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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