Already got asked if we're dating
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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