I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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