So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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