Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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