She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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