You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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