So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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