Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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