sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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