Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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