he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
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