please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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