i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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